INTERCEPTED CHAT WITH SHYRUNI!!! (just kidding)

My word. Here's a new update on the Author's Zone's position...
Someone save us all.............

me:  howdy

 Shyruni:  hey

 me:  what's up??

i have, like, 5 minutes

 Shyruni:  not much

same

 me:  have you read Achilles's inspiring speech?

Shyruni:  haha

no

 me:  heh

you should

 Shyruni:  where?

ahhh

heeheehee...

Heeheehee...

Heeheehee!

 me:  resistance >W<

 Shyruni:  HEEHEEHEE!!

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 me:  my word

I though I was the one with the maniacal laugh...

Shyruni:  WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU PATHETIC HUMAN!?

 me:  Who are you callin' human?

Shyruni:  THERE IS NO STOPPING ME....

I CAN'T EVEN STOP MYSELF

 me:  (whacks you over the head with the stick)

(twitches ear)

Chill out.

 BrennanOrRaina:  I AM SHYRUNI, A BEING OF PURE INSANITY.  I HAVE NO PURPOSE.   I HAVE NO DESTINY.

 me:  Umm....

 Shyruni:  I AM A BEING OF PURE DARKNESS...

 me:  (whacks again)

Shyruni:  YOU THINK YOU CAN HURT ME WITH PATHETIC ATTEMPTS SUCH AS THAT!?

 me:  I SAID snap out of it, Shyruni.

 BrennanOrRaina:  SNAP OUT OF WHAT?

 me:  And my stick is NOT pathetic.

 BrennanOrRaina:  WHAT IS SHYRUNI?

WHAT AM I?

HEEHEEHEEHEE

 me:  (dumps bucket of cold water on your head)

Shyruni:  (neck grows, and Shyruni's face goes right in front of yours)

 me:  ...Hi?

 Shyruni:  DON'T YOU GET IT YOU CANT JUST KILL ME I AM A BEING OF PURE INSANITY NOTHING MORE I CANT BE BEATEN BY REASON

 me:  Ooooookay...

 Shyruni:  (goodness...this was worse than I thought...)

 me:  Erh.

 Shyruni:  (Hey!  You can hear me?  Thank goodness...)

 me:  Yeah, I hear...

Shyruni:  (That thing isn't Shyruni...and is at the same time)

(I should've noticed this insanity beginning at the start...)

 me:  (blinks)

Anything I can... uhh... do?

 Shyruni:  (I know this is confusing.  I confuse you all too much.)

(There is only one thing you can do right now...get out of there)

 me:  Uh. Okay.

Shyruni:  (At my....erm, his current power, there's no possible way for you to stop him)

 me:  I'll, uh, try

 Shyruni:  (I will be back soon, don't worry)

 me:  (whacks the shyruni-but-not-shyruni with stick again)

Got it.

(starts running away)

Shyruni:  (All will be clear when I explain it.  I'm still trying to get myself out of this trap.   We must stop myself fast...before the Author's Zone is destroyed)

 Indeed, my stick is NOT pathetic. And the Not-Really-Shyruni is going to PAY for calling the stick pathetic.

This is an ACTUAL conversation between me, Squirrel (who is incidentally a Lundehund) and Shyruni... who is not... himself?? What on earth........