12/9/11

11 Qs of Christmas

WHAT DID THE SHEEP SAY TO THE SHEPHERD BOY, AND HOW?

This one was submitted by Squirrel.

The sheep said: "BAH!" as sheep tend to say. Luckily Google translate has sheep-to-English translation and vice versa. So I entered it in and the translation was:

"YO, SHEPHERD BOY! GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIC DOCTOR! IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN' YOU'VE BEEN IN THE FIELD TO LONG! GO TELL THE MIGHTY KING! TELL HIM THE CHILD IS SLEEPING IN THE NIGHT AND SHIVERING ON THE COLD! AND THE "WISE" DUDES ARE ONLY BRINGING HIM SILVER AND GOLD! GET THE KID SOME BLANKETS! GET HIM SOME SOUP!"

As you can probably see, its a highly efficient tongue. Keep sending in you Qs.

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