Attention! People of the Zone! I have an important announcement that proves the world is going to end soon.
LEGO IS MAKING LORD OF THE RINGS LEGOS!
There. Goodbye Zoners, I am now going to hoard my money until they come out.
Showing posts with label LOTR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOTR. Show all posts
12/9/11
11 Qs of Christmas
WHAT DID THE SHEEP SAY TO THE SHEPHERD BOY, AND HOW?
This one was submitted by Squirrel.
The sheep said: "BAH!" as sheep tend to say. Luckily Google translate has sheep-to-English translation and vice versa. So I entered it in and the translation was:
"YO, SHEPHERD BOY! GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIC DOCTOR! IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN' YOU'VE BEEN IN THE FIELD TO LONG! GO TELL THE MIGHTY KING! TELL HIM THE CHILD IS SLEEPING IN THE NIGHT AND SHIVERING ON THE COLD! AND THE "WISE" DUDES ARE ONLY BRINGING HIM SILVER AND GOLD! GET THE KID SOME BLANKETS! GET HIM SOME SOUP!"
As you can probably see, its a highly efficient tongue. Keep sending in you Qs.
This one was submitted by Squirrel.
The sheep said: "BAH!" as sheep tend to say. Luckily Google translate has sheep-to-English translation and vice versa. So I entered it in and the translation was:
"YO, SHEPHERD BOY! GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIC DOCTOR! IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN' YOU'VE BEEN IN THE FIELD TO LONG! GO TELL THE MIGHTY KING! TELL HIM THE CHILD IS SLEEPING IN THE NIGHT AND SHIVERING ON THE COLD! AND THE "WISE" DUDES ARE ONLY BRINGING HIM SILVER AND GOLD! GET THE KID SOME BLANKETS! GET HIM SOME SOUP!"
As you can probably see, its a highly efficient tongue. Keep sending in you Qs.
11/27/11
Ah-Kill-Ees
Yeah. That is how Achilles is pronounced. Just in case you were wondering.
But, anyhoo, I am to alert the public that there is going to be an All-nighter. If you didn't pull it from the name, an All-Nighter as an event where you stay up allllllllllllllll night. It is very fun. BHBC (Me & Squirrel's church) is doing one at the 3-mile project. It will be fun. I can't wait to play Reball.
WATCH OUT FOR THE TUSKED PLATYPY!
Yeah so, later.
- Ah-Kill-Ees
But, anyhoo, I am to alert the public that there is going to be an All-nighter. If you didn't pull it from the name, an All-Nighter as an event where you stay up allllllllllllllll night. It is very fun. BHBC (Me & Squirrel's church) is doing one at the 3-mile project. It will be fun. I can't wait to play Reball.
WATCH OUT FOR THE TUSKED PLATYPY!
Yeah so, later.
- Ah-Kill-Ees
11/22/11
Discrete yet important events in the histories of the Author's Zone
Hello Zoners, Achilles Peacekeeper here! I agree with Squirrel that we should stop dumping random thought on the Zone. I'm probably the main perpetrator, but that doesn't matter.
I am staring a series called: Discrete yet important events in the histories of the Author's Zone. It will tell the story of how I was cast down from my place as the Prince of the Boreals, blamed for a crime I didn't do, and was in a great battle, were I received the name "Achilles".
Yes, its not my real name. We elves have many names. For instance my uncle has 7 different names. He was born "Zerf". But, his was extremely loud as a child so they renamed him "Grunge". Then he lost his first tooth when he was 16 so they gave him the name "Srakey". After he turned 21, his father gave him the manly name of "Fiter". At the age of 63, he still looked like he was still 26, so his second cousin named him "Brode". When he fought in the battle of Slaughtered Sons, he fought like a girl, so in disgrace I named him "Girly Pants the Wimp". In the end, the whole family decided to name him "Girly Grunge Zerf Brode Fiter Pants Srakey the Wimp".
Enough of Uncle Girly Grunge Zerf Brode Fiter Pants Srakey the Wimp. Any ways, as soon as this whole Shyruni thing blows over, I'll post about my adventures.
Later peoples. Stuff your face, Its Thanksgiving.
I am staring a series called: Discrete yet important events in the histories of the Author's Zone. It will tell the story of how I was cast down from my place as the Prince of the Boreals, blamed for a crime I didn't do, and was in a great battle, were I received the name "Achilles".
Yes, its not my real name. We elves have many names. For instance my uncle has 7 different names. He was born "Zerf". But, his was extremely loud as a child so they renamed him "Grunge". Then he lost his first tooth when he was 16 so they gave him the name "Srakey". After he turned 21, his father gave him the manly name of "Fiter". At the age of 63, he still looked like he was still 26, so his second cousin named him "Brode". When he fought in the battle of Slaughtered Sons, he fought like a girl, so in disgrace I named him "Girly Pants the Wimp". In the end, the whole family decided to name him "Girly Grunge Zerf Brode Fiter Pants Srakey the Wimp".
Enough of Uncle Girly Grunge Zerf Brode Fiter Pants Srakey the Wimp. Any ways, as soon as this whole Shyruni thing blows over, I'll post about my adventures.
Later peoples. Stuff your face, Its Thanksgiving.
11/21/11
An inspiring speech, by Achilles
PEOPLE OF THE AUTHOR'S ZONE! ONCE AGAIN THE FORCES OF TYRANNY THREATEN OUR BELOVED LAND!
We must stand and fight against it. Do not waver in you ranks! Stand and defend the Freedom of the Zone. My namesake binds me to defend the land in which I reside! Stand and and Defend!
Do not let the evil that knocks at the door threaten our land! Show no mercy for you will be shown none! Today we fight. Today we fight for the Freedom that the Zone holds.
TODAY WE CAST OUT TYRANNY!
My ancestors, the elves of Mirkwoods did not run from the power of Morgoth. They stood, even as their own kin were captured and turned into corrupt orcs. They stood, until the great warrior of men Fingolfin, banished Morgoth to the Abyss!
When Sauron threatened the land with his mighty ring of power, the Elves stood, and made a last alliance of Men and Elves. In the battle at the foot of Mt. Doom, near Barad-dur, they fought.
WE MUST STAND. DO NOT FALL INTO DESPAIR.
Men, look to Isildur, Boromir, and Aragorn.
Elves, look to Elrond, Galadriel, and Legolas.
Dwarves look to Durin, Thorin, Mim, and Gimli.
Hobbits and halflings, look to Frodo, Samwise, Merry, and Pippin.
STAND FOR THE ZONE! DO NOT GIVE UP!
Dwellers of the Zone, one final word.
Fight to the death. Fight in the memory of the Rohirrim at Helm's deep. The Gondorians at Osgiliath and Minas Tirith. The Ents at Isengard.
FIGHT FOR THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES TO BRING FREEDOM TO THIS LAND.
Fight to the death. Fight in the memory of the Rohirrim at Helm's deep. The Gondorians at Osgiliath and Minas Tirith. The Ents at Isengard.
FIGHT FOR THE MEMORY OF THOSE WHO HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES TO BRING FREEDOM TO THIS LAND.
11/12/11
The Chicken has loosed its fury
Well, its time that ye faithful Zone followers saw the source of my obsession
Gandalf Vs. Saruman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Vyhve9gtg
Gandalf Vs. Balrog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcuDMoSOOrs
Gandalf Vs. Witch King http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7egAVqmH4Q
This is Gandalf the Wizard. In the top 2 videos he is Gandalf the Gray. When he dies in the 2nd video he is reincarnated as Gandalf the White. Awesome stuff here. Next week I'll do some Aragorn stuff.
11/11/11
When ya have Chickens ya get eggs Part 2.
OKAY.
If ye are disturbed by my extreme obsession with LOTR, you probably shouldn't read this post.
IGOTTHECHILDRENOFHURINANDTHESILMARILLIONFROMTHELIBRARY! yeah!
When I first first decided to be an LOTR nut, I was like Whoa! The'res a lot of stuff I don't Know! Dude! Among these things where the first age of middlearth. There's tons of stuff that a regular none nut wouldn't think of. Such as, the First Dark lord of Middlearth (Morgoth), The founding of Gondor, the Forging of the 19 rings of power, and how Sauron got started as a dark lord.
Well, luckily Tolkien has given us nuts answers. They come in the form of 2 books. The Silmarillion, and The Children of Hurin. Extremely good books. I would recomend them to any LOTR fans. Though the Children of Hurin is more about Turin (Hurin's son) then it is about Hurin. Good books though.
I think that it would be awesome if Peter Jackson did a movie version of the Silmarillion after the Hobbit comes out. Pete, if you ever happen to stumble upon this blog please, answer the cry of so many LOTR nuts. MAKE A MOVIE VERSION OF THE SILMARILLION! Think all the awesome Morgoth Vs. Fingolfin stuff that you could do.
I think that its awesome that Elrond (another descendant of Hurin) fought at the Last alliance of Men and Elves.
11/10/11
A sick Plattipuppy
Squirrel, Yer not the only one 'o0s sick. I Stumbled 'pon a this Platerpoopy in da 'utter.
11/6/11
Chickens ate my socks
Darn those socks.
May they give the chickens have indigestion until they hack up the bloody socks in a pool of blood! May they live forever with the socks stuck in their bloody gizzards until they die of a rabid lumberjack! May the Dark Lord Morgoth create a Orc chicken until the chicken race is to ashamed to show there faces! May Gollum change his song from, "to catch a fish so juicy sweet!" to "To catch a chicken so crunchy good!". I SUPPORT CHICK FA LE! EAT MORE CHICKEN! May chickens come to rue the day they decided to eat Achilles Peackeeper's bloody socks!
Death to Chickens! Death to Chickens! Death to Chickens!
Except Debbie. She is the only chicken that did not eat my bloody socks.
May the feathers upon her wings never be clipped! May live long enough to learn to fly! May she take revenge one the lumberjack that tried to kill, but didn't know that she had titanium steel allow feathers! May she enjoy her meager chicken-size rations off chicken feed!
All Hail Debbie! All Hail Debbie! All Hail Debbie!
Well, now you know what I do when I'm bored.
May they give the chickens have indigestion until they hack up the bloody socks in a pool of blood! May they live forever with the socks stuck in their bloody gizzards until they die of a rabid lumberjack! May the Dark Lord Morgoth create a Orc chicken until the chicken race is to ashamed to show there faces! May Gollum change his song from, "to catch a fish so juicy sweet!" to "To catch a chicken so crunchy good!". I SUPPORT CHICK FA LE! EAT MORE CHICKEN! May chickens come to rue the day they decided to eat Achilles Peackeeper's bloody socks!
Death to Chickens! Death to Chickens! Death to Chickens!
Except Debbie. She is the only chicken that did not eat my bloody socks.
May the feathers upon her wings never be clipped! May live long enough to learn to fly! May she take revenge one the lumberjack that tried to kill, but didn't know that she had titanium steel allow feathers! May she enjoy her meager chicken-size rations off chicken feed!
All Hail Debbie! All Hail Debbie! All Hail Debbie!
Well, now you know what I do when I'm bored.
11/3/11
When you have Chickens, you get eggs.
Well Duh
I just did paintball for the first time! literally, it was like an hour ago. I went with my church smallgroup. It was totally Awesome!
And know for 60 second LOTR news flash.
Okay, so you know at the battle of Pellenor Fields with the Mumakils? Yeah until 2 days ago I didn't know either! It turns out that the better known Oliphaunts are only called Oliphaunts by Hobbits! I know Crazy! The Haradrim, Gondorians, Rohirrim, and Orcs call them Mumakils. So the question is, do we call them Mumakils or Oliphaunts?
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Oliphaunt
Read up and leave a comment on what you think!
I just did paintball for the first time! literally, it was like an hour ago. I went with my church smallgroup. It was totally Awesome!
And know for 60 second LOTR news flash.
Okay, so you know at the battle of Pellenor Fields with the Mumakils? Yeah until 2 days ago I didn't know either! It turns out that the better known Oliphaunts are only called Oliphaunts by Hobbits! I know Crazy! The Haradrim, Gondorians, Rohirrim, and Orcs call them Mumakils. So the question is, do we call them Mumakils or Oliphaunts?
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Oliphaunt
Read up and leave a comment on what you think!
10/29/11
LOTR goes LEGO
For those of you that don't know, I am a HUGE LEGO fan. Most of you have probably also gathered that I am a HUGE LOTR fan. Well, I've combined the two and now I'm making LOTR legos. Along with the help of my helpful sidekick, Kipp (whose also my brother) i have made the following things.
Characters:
Gandalf (wizard)
Aragorn (King of Gondor/Ranger/Dunedain)
Pippin/Frodo/Sam/Merry (one hobbit fits all)
Gimli (Dwarf)
Boromir (Knight of Gondor)
Treebeard (ent)
Shelob (Giant spider)
Warg (wolf-like creature)
Warg Riding Goblin
Uruk-Hai Pikemen
Uruk-Hai Crossbowmen
Uruk-Hai Berserker
Uruk-hai Suicide bomber
Balrog Of Morgoth (Demon of Fire and Shadow. I've only built it's head. It would be way to hard to build the whole thing)
Structures:
Uruk-Hai Siege Tower
Balin's Tomb
Bridge of Khazadh-Dum
Shelob's Lair
Orc Catapult
I'm thinking about making the Ruins of Osgiliath next. If you have any idea's leave a comment. I can't do any more rocky/cavey/holey area's anymore since i have run out of black, gray, and light gray parts.
Characters:
Gandalf (wizard)
Aragorn (King of Gondor/Ranger/Dunedain)
Pippin/Frodo/Sam/Merry (one hobbit fits all)
Gimli (Dwarf)
Boromir (Knight of Gondor)
Treebeard (ent)
Shelob (Giant spider)
Warg (wolf-like creature)
Warg Riding Goblin
Uruk-Hai Pikemen
Uruk-Hai Crossbowmen
Uruk-Hai Berserker
Uruk-hai Suicide bomber
Balrog Of Morgoth (Demon of Fire and Shadow. I've only built it's head. It would be way to hard to build the whole thing)
Structures:
Uruk-Hai Siege Tower
Balin's Tomb
Bridge of Khazadh-Dum
Shelob's Lair
Orc Catapult
I'm thinking about making the Ruins of Osgiliath next. If you have any idea's leave a comment. I can't do any more rocky/cavey/holey area's anymore since i have run out of black, gray, and light gray parts.
10/20/11
HHHHhhhhhmmm hhhuuuuuummmmm
I am feeling Entish today. Its not very fun feeling like a tree. HHHHhhhhhmmmmmmmmm Hhuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm. Ech. Axes are very frightening.
And now for one of the important commercials that helps keep us funded.
Are you tired of the plan old regular horses that only carry one person? Well, here is your solution! Introducing Shadowfax the fastest horse on earth! Capable of carrying a full grown wizard and a hobbit! Shadowfax is the fastest horse in the History of Middlearth! Originally ridden by the wizard Gandalf, Shadowfax was given to him as a gift from King Theoden Horse-master of Rohan. Bread in Rohan the Shadowfax line of horses is guaranteed to get you wherever you need to go EVER!
To order a Shadowfax model horse simply call 999-999-9999 and if you order right now we'll even send you a saddle that Shadowfax won't let you put on him! This can all be yours for 12364656 easy payments of 5$, and if you call right now, We'll double the offer! thats right you'll get two Shadowfaxs and two useless saddles!
Call now! we will repeat the number one more time. 999-999-9999.
So yeah. Buy a Shadowfax model horse and I'll never have to put one of these on again.
And also.... Could someone change the background? Its getting kinda boring.
And now for one of the important commercials that helps keep us funded.
Are you tired of the plan old regular horses that only carry one person? Well, here is your solution! Introducing Shadowfax the fastest horse on earth! Capable of carrying a full grown wizard and a hobbit! Shadowfax is the fastest horse in the History of Middlearth! Originally ridden by the wizard Gandalf, Shadowfax was given to him as a gift from King Theoden Horse-master of Rohan. Bread in Rohan the Shadowfax line of horses is guaranteed to get you wherever you need to go EVER!
To order a Shadowfax model horse simply call 999-999-9999 and if you order right now we'll even send you a saddle that Shadowfax won't let you put on him! This can all be yours for 12364656 easy payments of 5$, and if you call right now, We'll double the offer! thats right you'll get two Shadowfaxs and two useless saddles!
Call now! we will repeat the number one more time. 999-999-9999.
So yeah. Buy a Shadowfax model horse and I'll never have to put one of these on again.
And also.... Could someone change the background? Its getting kinda boring.
10/12/11
The Reason behind the new name.
OK. some of you may have noticed the new name. Some of you are probably also like "Dude, thats totally lame. Who would want a name like 'PeaceKeeper?'"
Well, in the Bible it talks about different types of people. I don't remember most of them but I do Peace Keeper. The peace keeper is one who is constantly trying to keep the peace on the realm in which they live. Achilles is an excellent example of one. Achilles is an ambassador to Karthia as well as a soldier. My new status picture, I believe, illustrates a Peace keeper well. If ya don't believe me then, well thats your problem.
Well, in the Bible it talks about different types of people. I don't remember most of them but I do Peace Keeper. The peace keeper is one who is constantly trying to keep the peace on the realm in which they live. Achilles is an excellent example of one. Achilles is an ambassador to Karthia as well as a soldier. My new status picture, I believe, illustrates a Peace keeper well. If ya don't believe me then, well thats your problem.
10/9/11
A random LOTR thought.
Ok. What if Legolas shot an arrow through the Eye of Sauron?
Also a musical number.
hhggm gmgugvnaiv (throat clearing)
Achilles Presenting.... Sauron did you know?
Sauron did you know, that you precious ring would be melted in a volcano?
Sauron did you know that you'd be bested by hobbits?
Sauron did you know, that your creepy Mouth would get severed from its body?
SAURON DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR AWESOME 'LIPHANTS WOULD GET PWNED BY AN ELF?
Sauron did you know, that you'd lose a total of 85 just too the (previously mentioned) Elf and a Dwarf?
Sauron did you know, that your ugly general would get killed by a girl?
Sauron did you know, that the Blade that was Broken would be reforged?
SAURON DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KING WOULD RETURN?
Ooooohh Sauron did you know.
Sauron did you know.
Sauron did you know, that the Witch king should really be called the Wizard King since he's a boy?
10/2/11
The Return... of someone.
HE'S COMING! HE'S COMING! YEAH!
SOMEONE IS RETURNING! I don't Know who, but it could be anyone. So uhhhmm... What were we talking about? OH YEAH! the return of... Someone.
Uhhhmmmm. Ok now for an Awesome Picture!
Yes this is the Witch King of Angmar. He's from the Lord of the Rings, My all-time favorite book series.
Here's another Awesome Picture.
This is Aragorn son, of Arathorn King of Gondor, and his Sword Anduril, which was reforged from the Shardes of Narcil, the sword that cut the One Ring form the Dark Lord Sauron's hand.
Oh how I love LOTR.
If you still wondering who's returning.... I don't yet have an answer for you.
Oh Look! a Hobbit!
Yes this is Peregrine Took, otherwise known as Pippin. He's a hobbit. Maybe he's the one thats returning....
SOMEONE IS RETURNING! I don't Know who, but it could be anyone. So uhhhmm... What were we talking about? OH YEAH! the return of... Someone.
Uhhhmmmm. Ok now for an Awesome Picture!
Yes this is the Witch King of Angmar. He's from the Lord of the Rings, My all-time favorite book series.
Here's another Awesome Picture.
This is Aragorn son, of Arathorn King of Gondor, and his Sword Anduril, which was reforged from the Shardes of Narcil, the sword that cut the One Ring form the Dark Lord Sauron's hand.
Oh how I love LOTR.
If you still wondering who's returning.... I don't yet have an answer for you.
Oh Look! a Hobbit!
Yes this is Peregrine Took, otherwise known as Pippin. He's a hobbit. Maybe he's the one thats returning....
9/22/11
Huh?
Whoa. What happened to the Zone?
Well, anyways I thought you guys should know, I've been having split personality syndrome lately....Yeah.
Well, I should probably rally my forces to free the Zone... Where is this Tyrannical dictator anyways? So yeah. I'll go get Valk, Horus, Shyruni... the whole gang, and we'll find the evil Dictator Dude, and make HIM lick the carpet till there clean. Yes thats what we'll do. Bring on the Fearsome Elf warrior, Baby! Yeah lest get this rebellion on! Ready the mobs with pitch fork and torches! Yeah! death to the bunny suits! ahahahahahahahahah FREE THE ZONE.
muah hahahahaha this is you Tyranical Dictator here, another new law!
IF YOU CLEAN THE CARPETS IN THE ZONE, I'LL MAKE YOU BUY A LARGE POPSICLE AND THEN I'LL STUFF IT UP YOUR NOSE!
Whoo, just had a bout of Split Personality. FREE THE ZONE! hahahahaha.
Well, anyways I thought you guys should know, I've been having split personality syndrome lately....Yeah.
Well, I should probably rally my forces to free the Zone... Where is this Tyrannical dictator anyways? So yeah. I'll go get Valk, Horus, Shyruni... the whole gang, and we'll find the evil Dictator Dude, and make HIM lick the carpet till there clean. Yes thats what we'll do. Bring on the Fearsome Elf warrior, Baby! Yeah lest get this rebellion on! Ready the mobs with pitch fork and torches! Yeah! death to the bunny suits! ahahahahahahahahah FREE THE ZONE.
muah hahahahaha this is you Tyranical Dictator here, another new law!
IF YOU CLEAN THE CARPETS IN THE ZONE, I'LL MAKE YOU BUY A LARGE POPSICLE AND THEN I'LL STUFF IT UP YOUR NOSE!
Whoo, just had a bout of Split Personality. FREE THE ZONE! hahahahaha.
9/21/11
The Take over
Muah hahahahahah hah hah hah aha. I have taken over the Authors Zone! Me and my elvish Warriors! I have also instated new laws!
1. EVERYONE MUST GO TO COLLEGE.
2. EVERYONE MUST EAT THERE BEANS.
3. IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR BEANS OR GO TO COLLEGE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LICK ANY DIRTY CARPETS IN THE ZONE UNTIL THE'RE CLEAN.
4. EVERYONE MUST BE NAMED "SHNUGO" FROM NOW ON. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A NAME YOU MAY KEEP IT BUT, YOUR CHILDREN MUST BE NAMED "SHNUGO"
5. ALL SMALL DOGS IN MY DOMAIN MUST PAY TRIBUTE TO MY RIGHT HAND MULE, JINGLES.
6. ALL MUST PROCLAIM THAT NEX IS THE BEST HEROFACTORY 3.0.
7. TWICE A YEAR EVERYONE MUST WEAR A LARGE RABBIT SUIT.
8. IF YOU DON'T WEAR A LARGE RABBIT SUIT, YOU WILL HAVE THE SAME PUNISHMENT AS ABOVE.
9. EVERYONE MUST TAKE ON THE NAME "PEASANT" UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
So yes enjoy the new laws and fear me. That is unless you like licking dirty carpets. This is Achilles you evil Overlord signing off.
------ Achilles the evil Overlord of The Author's Zone.
And don't even try Anarchy.
1. EVERYONE MUST GO TO COLLEGE.
2. EVERYONE MUST EAT THERE BEANS.
3. IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR BEANS OR GO TO COLLEGE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LICK ANY DIRTY CARPETS IN THE ZONE UNTIL THE'RE CLEAN.
4. EVERYONE MUST BE NAMED "SHNUGO" FROM NOW ON. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A NAME YOU MAY KEEP IT BUT, YOUR CHILDREN MUST BE NAMED "SHNUGO"
5. ALL SMALL DOGS IN MY DOMAIN MUST PAY TRIBUTE TO MY RIGHT HAND MULE, JINGLES.
6. ALL MUST PROCLAIM THAT NEX IS THE BEST HEROFACTORY 3.0.
7. TWICE A YEAR EVERYONE MUST WEAR A LARGE RABBIT SUIT.
8. IF YOU DON'T WEAR A LARGE RABBIT SUIT, YOU WILL HAVE THE SAME PUNISHMENT AS ABOVE.
9. EVERYONE MUST TAKE ON THE NAME "PEASANT" UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
So yes enjoy the new laws and fear me. That is unless you like licking dirty carpets. This is Achilles you evil Overlord signing off.
9/16/11
Aardvarks
What goodly little creatures! Aardvarks. yes Aardvarks.
What doesn't Belong!
Lloyd
Aardvarks
Trees
Bobke
hhhhhhhmmmm Well leave comment and answers the question. Think carefully.
And now for story time with Achilles.
Onc upon a time... A legendary warrior created to items of power. This Warrior happened to be Goat-man. and the items of power just happened to be Socks made from pure Narnian Beef! But one day he lost one of the Pure Narnian Beef Socks! and small child named Arthur found them....
Arthur but in the laundry just like he did every day. Then the most unusaul thing happened. A goat-man jumped out of his washer and gruffly said:
"Aaaaaaarrrrhhhhh Wheres me Sock made of pure Narnian Beef!" Arthur in fright grabbed yard stick and proceeded to slap the Goat-man's fingers. The goat-man drew a largeish mallet and broke the stick. once again he shouted:
"Wheres me Sock!" Arthur regained his senses and insulted the goat-man's mother. the goat-man who's mother had died recently gasped and shouted the infamous goat-man swear-word.
"JEFF BRIDGES!" And Arthur, innocently said what anyone else would.
"that dude from TRON?"
"No! whats a TRON?" yelled the goat-man.
"Red-Vine?" asked Arthur. he had just remembered his manners and proceeded to offer the goat-man lickerosh whip. The goat-man took the Red-vine and tore off a piece. he chewed. he swallowed. And then he spoke.
"Dag Gum! that the best Vine I've ever eaten!" He shook hands with Athur and mugged him.
What doesn't Belong!
Lloyd
Aardvarks
Trees
Bobke
hhhhhhhmmmm Well leave comment and answers the question. Think carefully.
And now for story time with Achilles.
Onc upon a time... A legendary warrior created to items of power. This Warrior happened to be Goat-man. and the items of power just happened to be Socks made from pure Narnian Beef! But one day he lost one of the Pure Narnian Beef Socks! and small child named Arthur found them....
Arthur but in the laundry just like he did every day. Then the most unusaul thing happened. A goat-man jumped out of his washer and gruffly said:
"Aaaaaaarrrrhhhhh Wheres me Sock made of pure Narnian Beef!" Arthur in fright grabbed yard stick and proceeded to slap the Goat-man's fingers. The goat-man drew a largeish mallet and broke the stick. once again he shouted:
"Wheres me Sock!" Arthur regained his senses and insulted the goat-man's mother. the goat-man who's mother had died recently gasped and shouted the infamous goat-man swear-word.
"JEFF BRIDGES!" And Arthur, innocently said what anyone else would.
"that dude from TRON?"
"No! whats a TRON?" yelled the goat-man.
"Red-Vine?" asked Arthur. he had just remembered his manners and proceeded to offer the goat-man lickerosh whip. The goat-man took the Red-vine and tore off a piece. he chewed. he swallowed. And then he spoke.
"Dag Gum! that the best Vine I've ever eaten!" He shook hands with Athur and mugged him.
9/13/11
Griffins are Dragons Too!
Well, recently people are saying that Griffins are not dragons.
Well these people are Racist.
Griffins are dragons just like Zombies are people too. If you think otherwise don't express it or I'll have to violently dispose of you. Yes, I would do that. Achilles is not a pacifist. And if you think otherwise, don't express it or you too will have the same punishment as above.
Achilles is a terrifying Elf-Warrior! Not a Sissy pacifist Karthian! Which if you knew anything about Arknen, you would know that that Karthia is a very warlike nation! Which just shows how dangerous Achilles is in comparison.
Well, after that angry rant i think its for a picture of this infamous Warrior.
I know, he looks strangely like Legolas from Lord of the Rings. But thats pretty much what he is.
He uses a bow and knives like Legolas and is a elf like him. Well, that ends this post, and remember, GRIFFINS ARE DRAGONS TOO! He also uses a dirk.
Well these people are Racist.
Griffins are dragons just like Zombies are people too. If you think otherwise don't express it or I'll have to violently dispose of you. Yes, I would do that. Achilles is not a pacifist. And if you think otherwise, don't express it or you too will have the same punishment as above.
Achilles is a terrifying Elf-Warrior! Not a Sissy pacifist Karthian! Which if you knew anything about Arknen, you would know that that Karthia is a very warlike nation! Which just shows how dangerous Achilles is in comparison.
Well, after that angry rant i think its for a picture of this infamous Warrior.
I know, he looks strangely like Legolas from Lord of the Rings. But thats pretty much what he is.
He uses a bow and knives like Legolas and is a elf like him. Well, that ends this post, and remember, GRIFFINS ARE DRAGONS TOO! He also uses a dirk.
8/26/11
Craziness
LORD OF THE RINGS!
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