The Take over

Muah hahahahahah hah hah hah aha. I have taken over the Authors Zone! Me and my elvish Warriors! I have also instated new laws!

1. EVERYONE MUST GO TO COLLEGE.
2. EVERYONE MUST EAT THERE BEANS.
3. IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR BEANS OR GO TO COLLEGE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LICK ANY DIRTY CARPETS IN THE ZONE UNTIL THE'RE  CLEAN.
4. EVERYONE MUST BE NAMED "SHNUGO" FROM NOW ON. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A NAME YOU MAY KEEP IT BUT, YOUR CHILDREN MUST BE NAMED "SHNUGO"
5. ALL SMALL DOGS IN MY DOMAIN MUST PAY TRIBUTE TO MY RIGHT HAND MULE, JINGLES.
6. ALL MUST PROCLAIM THAT NEX IS THE BEST HEROFACTORY 3.0.
7. TWICE A YEAR EVERYONE MUST WEAR A LARGE RABBIT SUIT.
8. IF YOU DON'T WEAR A LARGE RABBIT SUIT, YOU WILL HAVE THE SAME PUNISHMENT AS ABOVE.
9. EVERYONE MUST TAKE ON THE NAME "PEASANT" UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

So yes enjoy the new laws and fear me. That is unless you like licking dirty carpets. This is Achilles you evil Overlord signing off.

------ Achilles the evil Overlord of The Author's Zone. 

And  don't even try Anarchy.