HHHHhhhhhmmm hhhuuuuuummmmm

I am feeling Entish today. Its not very fun feeling like a tree. HHHHhhhhhmmmmmmmmm Hhuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm. Ech. Axes are very frightening.


And now for one of the important commercials that helps keep us funded.

Are you tired of the plan old regular horses that only carry one person? Well, here is your solution! Introducing Shadowfax the fastest horse on earth! Capable of carrying a full grown wizard and a hobbit! Shadowfax is the fastest horse in the History of Middlearth! Originally ridden by the wizard Gandalf, Shadowfax was given to him as a gift from King Theoden Horse-master of Rohan. Bread in Rohan the Shadowfax line of horses is guaranteed to get you wherever you need to go EVER!

To order a Shadowfax model horse simply call 999-999-9999 and if you order right now we'll even send you a saddle that Shadowfax won't let you put on him! This can all be yours for 12364656 easy payments of 5$, and if you call right now, We'll double the offer! thats right you'll get two Shadowfaxs and two useless saddles!

Call now! we will repeat the number one more time. 999-999-9999.


So yeah. Buy a Shadowfax model horse and I'll never have to put one of these on again.


And also.... Could someone change the background? Its getting kinda boring.