9/23/11

the Freeing of the Author's Zone.



“Alright, Valk go do some surveillance, while me a Horus take out he guards.
“Got it, Achilles.” The Author's zone has been taken over by an Evil Tyrant who is making everyone lick Carpets! Achilles, Horus, Valk, and others are working to free it. Little do they know, that Achilles has been having bouts of Split Personality Syndrome, and is actually the one that has taken over the Zone. He doesn't even know it!
All of Arknen's most powerful being have been rallied to help free the Zone. Beings including, Valk, Powerful Warlock capable of turning into a Falcon, Gretch, queen of Arknen, Shyruni, Droo, and Horus, elf warrior. They must use the greatest stealth and precision to free the Zone.
“Achilles,” said Valk as he descended from the sky.
“Giant bunnies everywhere and what look like College students.”
“Well, the Tyrants laws do say that everyone must wear giant bunny suits and go to College.”
“They must be the dictator's guards!” said Horus.
“Let's just sneak around them and...”
“There's also a giant mote filled with beans.”
“Aaaaahgggghhhh My Kriptonite! Beans!” Achilles, you see hates beans.
“Dude, calm down.” said Horus.
“Not the beans!” screamed Achilles.
“ Dude, Chill.” said Valk. Achilles's face became malicious and he let out a sinister laugh.
“Muah hahahaha! You guys can just go to College! Eat beans!” eh shouted.
“Dude, what just happened?” Horus asked Valk.
“No, Idea. Maybe I should knock him out.”
“Oh, hey guys, what are we doing here? Why are we not kicking bunny behind?”
“Well, why don't you tell me?” asked Valk.
“I don't know. Why don't we go and do that?”
“Good idea.” Said Horus.
“Yeah. Lets go.”
“I'll go get everyone else,” Said Horus, “Watch the spazz for me OK?” he whispered to Valk.
“Hey! He's you Friend!”
“Sorry, Horus is not available right now, please leave message at the sound of the tone! Beeeeeeeepppppp.”


“Yaaaaahhhhh!” shouted Achilles. He had just busted open the dorr to The Author's Zone control room. Valk flew in. Gretch pulled out her wand ready to freeze the Tyrant. The others drew various weapons and charged into the room. The room was empty.
“Well, looks like the Tyrant has escaped.” said Valk.
“Oh, no he hasn't!” Shouted a voice be hind him. Shyruni busted shoved his way into the room.
“He's right there!” shouted Squirrel. She had lept over Arknen's forces and was carrying a javelin. She was pointing at Achilles.
“What are yo talking about?” said Achilles.
“You, my friend are the Tyrant.”
“No I'm not!”
“I don't even own a Bunny suit!” Shyruni shouted. Achilles stuck out his tongue and said:
“Well, to bad Peasant!”
“See, proof!”
“Whoa, Whoa, Whoa...Whoa.” Said Gretch.
“Whats your problem?” said Shyruni.
“Well, can't you see that he has Split Personality Syndrome?” she said.
“And how did that happen?” said Squirrel, skeptical.
“He got hit in the head by Wyrm's tail. Ever since, he's been acting pretty weird.”
“Yeah, Right.” Said Shyruni.
Psichiska neiviskas!” she shouted. The spell hit Achilles and stunned him. He sat up and Said:
“Dude, did I like, have splitty, whats it called?” he asked.
“Yup.” said Gretch.
“Hmmmm. Well, I guess that I resign from my spot as Supreme Dictator For Life of The Author's Zone.”
“Yeah, Probably.” said Squirrel.
“Well, gonna go find a cheeze-burg to chow on.” Said Achilles, and with that he got up and walked out the door.
“Well, he's back to normal.” said Shyruni.
“I kinda like him better as Supreme Dictator For Life of The Author's Zone.” said Squirrel.
“I'm gonna go right a post, see you guys, later.” said Shyruni.
“Later.” said Horus.
“We have Freed The Author's Zone!” shouted Squirrel.


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