I feel that this is a fitting title for this post for multiple reasons.
Firstly, I CANNOT WAIT for The Phantom Menace to come out in 3D, And as anybody who is nerd knows, the epicly awesome battle between Darth Maul, Qui Gon Jin, and Obi Wan Kenobi.
Secondly, It is my Birthday this week, and I'll be turning the Elven equivalent of 13. That also means that It'll be my Manhood ceremony, and I'll get my sword. Its going to be wicked.
Thirdly, I'm having a little argument with the mortal called "Gretchen." she thinks that Harry Potter wizard duels are better then LOTR duels.
So you can decide. Watch these vids, and leave comment about what you think is better: Strider V. Lurtz, or Harry V. Voldemort
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Qm27bhaYw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geMOjj4o2Jg
Yeah. have fun. I didn't really watch the Harry one, so if its like bad or weird or something...yeah. Leave a comment so that nobody else has to watch it if its like bad or something.
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1/9/12
12/31/11
Movie Review: Hugo
Yo, Zoners, this Achilles, and I thought it would be a nice break from all the Shyruni-Is-Evil thing. So yesterday, I went and saw Hugo.
Hugo is based on the book The Mysterious Invention of Hugo Cabret. This is actually one of my favorite books. The way that the book is written is really cool. Half of it is written in pictures. You'll have fifteen or so pages a of words, and then you'll have ten pages of awesome sketches that carry on the story.
The point of the story is that Hugo is fixing an Automaton. A mechanical person. He has a notebook from his father, that helps him build it. But, he has to steal from a toy maker, to continue to make the machine. One day, he is caught by the toy maker, and the toy maker takes his notebook.
The acting was good, but the story progressed pretty slowly. Also Hugo and Frodo from The Lord of the Rings look really similar. Even the way that they act is similar.
I'd give Hugo a 4.5 out of 5.
Later, zoners.
Hugo is based on the book The Mysterious Invention of Hugo Cabret. This is actually one of my favorite books. The way that the book is written is really cool. Half of it is written in pictures. You'll have fifteen or so pages a of words, and then you'll have ten pages of awesome sketches that carry on the story.
The point of the story is that Hugo is fixing an Automaton. A mechanical person. He has a notebook from his father, that helps him build it. But, he has to steal from a toy maker, to continue to make the machine. One day, he is caught by the toy maker, and the toy maker takes his notebook.
The acting was good, but the story progressed pretty slowly. Also Hugo and Frodo from The Lord of the Rings look really similar. Even the way that they act is similar.
I'd give Hugo a 4.5 out of 5.
Later, zoners.
12/28/11
Bring out the Secret Weapon!
Achilles pulled two devices off his belt. They, were armored gauntlets, with three long spikes coming out of the wrists. The spikes were acid green. Achilles sprinted over to were Shyruni was trying to force his way through Achilles's men. Achilles forced his way in front of Shyruni.
"Shyruni, these talonblades are made from pure Acidite, a magical alloy that possesses a un-healable quality. One nick from these babies, and you'll never stop bleedin'. I don't want to have to do this, but here goes..."
"Shyruni, these talonblades are made from pure Acidite, a magical alloy that possesses a un-healable quality. One nick from these babies, and you'll never stop bleedin'. I don't want to have to do this, but here goes..."
12/22/11
Surprising things
Achilles drew his short sword and made to lob off Shyruni's head. But, when the sword made contact with the neck, the sword shattered. Achilles backed up. He pulled himself together and said:
"Oookkkay. If we can't settle this violently, then lets have an EPIC RAP BATTLE!"
"Oookkkay. If we can't settle this violently, then lets have an EPIC RAP BATTLE!"
12/20/11
Counter Attack by Achilles.
Just then, Achilles forces broke from there hiding places. The ran up to the enemy. Achilles kicked a guy in the head, stabbed his friend, spun a round, rolled off, and punched a face. He started out slow, then used a speed hack, he drew his and used to to deflect, then stabbed a guy in the back. He ducked down just in time broke a neck, dodged a blade. He fired arrow at a guard, then ran towards Shyruni. Kicked him in the face and then pinned him down. He put his arrow to Shyruni's neck and said:
"Surrender the Zone!" He drew back his bow preparing to fire the arrow strait through Shyruni's neck.
"Surrender the Zone!" He drew back his bow preparing to fire the arrow strait through Shyruni's neck.
12/17/11
A sign that the world is ending
Attention! People of the Zone! I have an important announcement that proves the world is going to end soon.
LEGO IS MAKING LORD OF THE RINGS LEGOS!
There. Goodbye Zoners, I am now going to hoard my money until they come out.
LEGO IS MAKING LORD OF THE RINGS LEGOS!
There. Goodbye Zoners, I am now going to hoard my money until they come out.
12/1/11
Food for my precious
Fooood Foooooddd! Are Only wish is to catch a fish so juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
So yeah You probably guessed that I'm hungry. Ya know, I've really started to relate with Gollum. I don't know why, but it just seems like we would be could buddies. He had a sad and depressing life. You can guess by the kinds of songs he writes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44 If you couldn't guess, he's the diseased child. Uuuummmm. There's a lot of stuff non-Gollum in there. Ents and Uruks and such. And the lady. Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. She's like an English lady. I memorized Gollum's song.
I really love this song. Its from one of my all-time favorite artists Switchfoot. Its called Selling the News, and it tells the gospel better then any other song I know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkBxopffIBw
Another great song is Dark Horses. I'm gonna learn how to play that on guitar. Boss stuff.
Preparing for the Reverb All-Nighter. My battle oriented mind is buzzing. Ya see, at the place we're going they have reball. Its like paintball, except that you can reuse the balls. But, my brain is longing to make a strategy. But I've never done reball here. So yeah.
I'm trying to keep my brain from it by running around outside, drawing, and playing Creep Crushers on the computer. I also might be joining LOTRO. Lord of the Rings Online. Its a massive online playing ground were you can kill Orc, Defend cities, and protect the ring on its journey to Mordor. Also if you ever to be saying Mordor, you HAVE to roll the Rs. Like this:
I AM ANDURIL WHO WAS NARSIL. LETS THE THRALLS OF MORRRRDORRR FLEE ME.
By the way, that is the inscription on Anduril, the sword of Ellesar, King of Gondor. But, who is Ellesar? One of you Zoners is going to figure it out.
So yeah......... Cliff hanger.
LATER PEEPS!
- ACHILLES
it might be spelled Elesar or Elessar.
So yeah You probably guessed that I'm hungry. Ya know, I've really started to relate with Gollum. I don't know why, but it just seems like we would be could buddies. He had a sad and depressing life. You can guess by the kinds of songs he writes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44 If you couldn't guess, he's the diseased child. Uuuummmm. There's a lot of stuff non-Gollum in there. Ents and Uruks and such. And the lady. Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. She's like an English lady. I memorized Gollum's song.
I really love this song. Its from one of my all-time favorite artists Switchfoot. Its called Selling the News, and it tells the gospel better then any other song I know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkBxopffIBw
Another great song is Dark Horses. I'm gonna learn how to play that on guitar. Boss stuff.
Preparing for the Reverb All-Nighter. My battle oriented mind is buzzing. Ya see, at the place we're going they have reball. Its like paintball, except that you can reuse the balls. But, my brain is longing to make a strategy. But I've never done reball here. So yeah.
I'm trying to keep my brain from it by running around outside, drawing, and playing Creep Crushers on the computer. I also might be joining LOTRO. Lord of the Rings Online. Its a massive online playing ground were you can kill Orc, Defend cities, and protect the ring on its journey to Mordor. Also if you ever to be saying Mordor, you HAVE to roll the Rs. Like this:
I AM ANDURIL WHO WAS NARSIL. LETS THE THRALLS OF MORRRRDORRR FLEE ME.
By the way, that is the inscription on Anduril, the sword of Ellesar, King of Gondor. But, who is Ellesar? One of you Zoners is going to figure it out.
So yeah......... Cliff hanger.
LATER PEEPS!
- ACHILLES
it might be spelled Elesar or Elessar.
11/20/11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Death of the Zone? HA! You've got to be joking! As long as I am in the zone, things will NEVER die! Just because I haven't been on recently doesn't mean I won't come back! YES! There are bunnies to kill! Comics to draw! Imaginations to fuffil! And bunnies to kill! And besides, we have more fans then you think. Some of my fans haven't actually followed our page (some mysterious reason), and instead visit the zone in secret!
Also, when Squirrel gets a Facebook, the Zone will be reaching new ground! The zone will also be on facebook, and I am VERY certain we will have more fans on there then we have here! Facebook is just easier to check (as my bud says), so we'll be posting on two areas!
Oh yes, and AQW comic 2
Also, when Squirrel gets a Facebook, the Zone will be reaching new ground! The zone will also be on facebook, and I am VERY certain we will have more fans on there then we have here! Facebook is just easier to check (as my bud says), so we'll be posting on two areas!
9/29/11
9/23/11
the Freeing of the Author's Zone.
“Alright,
Valk go do some surveillance, while me a Horus take out he guards.
“Got
it, Achilles.” The Author's zone has been taken over by an Evil
Tyrant who is making everyone lick Carpets! Achilles, Horus, Valk,
and others are working to free it. Little do they know, that Achilles
has been having bouts of Split Personality Syndrome, and is actually
the one that has taken over the Zone. He doesn't even know it!
All
of Arknen's most powerful being have been rallied to help free the
Zone. Beings including, Valk, Powerful Warlock capable of turning
into a Falcon, Gretch, queen of Arknen, Shyruni, Droo, and Horus,
elf warrior. They must use the greatest stealth and precision to free
the Zone.
“Achilles,”
said Valk as he descended from the sky.
“Giant
bunnies everywhere and what look like College students.”
“Well,
the Tyrants laws do say that everyone must wear giant bunny suits and
go to College.”
“They
must be the dictator's guards!” said Horus.
“Let's
just sneak around them and...”
“There's
also a giant mote filled with beans.”
“Aaaaahgggghhhh
My Kriptonite! Beans!” Achilles, you see hates beans.
“Dude,
calm down.” said Horus.
“Not
the beans!” screamed Achilles.
“
Dude, Chill.” said Valk. Achilles's face became malicious and he
let out a sinister laugh.
“Muah
hahahaha! You guys can just go to College! Eat beans!” eh shouted.
“Dude,
what just happened?” Horus asked Valk.
“No,
Idea. Maybe I should knock him out.”
“Oh,
hey guys, what are we doing here? Why are we not kicking bunny
behind?”
“Well,
why don't you tell me?” asked Valk.
“I
don't know. Why don't we go and do that?”
“Good
idea.” Said Horus.
“Yeah.
Lets go.”
“I'll
go get everyone else,” Said Horus, “Watch the spazz for me OK?”
he whispered to Valk.
“Hey!
He's you Friend!”
“Sorry,
Horus is not available right now, please leave message at the sound
of the tone! Beeeeeeeepppppp.”
“Yaaaaahhhhh!”
shouted Achilles. He had just busted open the dorr to The Author's
Zone control room. Valk flew in. Gretch pulled out her wand ready to
freeze the Tyrant. The others drew various weapons and charged into
the room. The room was empty.
“Well,
looks like the Tyrant has escaped.” said Valk.
“Oh,
no he hasn't!” Shouted a voice be hind him. Shyruni busted shoved
his way into the room.
“He's
right there!” shouted Squirrel. She had lept over Arknen's forces
and was carrying a javelin. She was pointing at Achilles.
“What
are yo talking about?” said Achilles.
“You,
my friend are the Tyrant.”
“No
I'm not!”
“I
don't even own a Bunny suit!” Shyruni shouted. Achilles stuck out
his tongue and said:
“Well,
to bad Peasant!”
“See,
proof!”
“Whoa,
Whoa, Whoa...Whoa.” Said Gretch.
“Whats
your problem?” said Shyruni.
“Well,
can't you see that he has Split Personality Syndrome?” she said.
“And
how did that happen?” said Squirrel, skeptical.
“He
got hit in the head by Wyrm's tail. Ever since, he's been acting
pretty weird.”
“Yeah,
Right.” Said Shyruni.
“Psichiska
neiviskas!” she shouted. The
spell hit Achilles and stunned him. He sat up and Said:
“Dude,
did I like, have splitty, whats it called?” he asked.
“Yup.”
said Gretch.
“Hmmmm.
Well, I guess that I resign from my spot as Supreme Dictator For Life
of The Author's Zone.”
“Yeah,
Probably.” said Squirrel.
“Well,
gonna go find a cheeze-burg to chow on.” Said Achilles, and with
that he got up and walked out the door.
“Well,
he's back to normal.” said Shyruni.
“I
kinda like him better as Supreme Dictator For Life of The Author's
Zone.” said Squirrel.
“I'm
gonna go right a post, see you guys, later.” said Shyruni.
“Later.”
said Horus.
“We
have Freed The Author's Zone!” shouted Squirrel.
8/8/11
The W-man
Hey awesome peoples, this is Shyruni!!! I am happy to let you know that there is a new member joining us!
His name is Will, but I don't know what he prefers to be called, so for now he's the W-man.
Anywho, Will is good at writing stories, and is working
on a book right now. He will be posting his work on here soon. Unfortunately, only Squirrel can add him to our group and she's on vacation at the moment....crap.
Anyways, here's my welcome presents to Will! Enjoy!
~Shyruni
8/7/11
I hath returned.
~sigh~
Full month, guys. Family camping up this coming week so again, I'm posting what I can from now until tomorrow XD
AAAND the results are in for the poll.
2 people wanted to see more randomness. Well, good news, for that's what I specialize in!!! >:)
Also, 2 people wanted to see more story line type comics. That's good. I sure someone has one planned.
Only 1 person wanted to see more newspaper style comics. Hmm. Shame.
3 people wanted more videos, and one person wanted 'other'. I'm not quite sure what that means. I would love it if they specified.
Anyways.
So for the randomness today I have provided for ya all a beautiful little thing I like to call "Storytime with Squirrel".
(sniff sniff) So fun...
TODAY'S STORY
There once was a reindeer named Rudolphia. She, unlike her cousin Rudolph, did not live at the north pole and did not know a fat white bearded man named Santa. She was miserable. Her nose was always on fire. And sadly, this did not help her at all as you would expect.She was a campfire for all the other reindeer, and they always let her play in their games. Especially when there was a blizzard. One day, the fire magically went out. Rudolphia was very happy, but the other reindeer were not. Rudolphia was disowned. She went on to speak about the abuse of a unique quality one person has, and that they should not be liked just for that feature. She became quite well known with the help of her reindeerish to English translator. Today she is one of the most renowned speakers and has also invented the Reindeer-Human Translating Handheld Microphone. How she accomplished THIS we will never know!! >:)
There will probably be an update including one of my... ah... soundless flipnotes. If you can guess what people are saying, PRIZES SHALL INSUE!! And if not.. well, that means that I really need to work on my lip synching.
THEEND
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Full month, guys. Family camping up this coming week so again, I'm posting what I can from now until tomorrow XD
AAAND the results are in for the poll.
2 people wanted to see more randomness. Well, good news, for that's what I specialize in!!! >:)
Also, 2 people wanted to see more story line type comics. That's good. I sure someone has one planned.
Only 1 person wanted to see more newspaper style comics. Hmm. Shame.
3 people wanted more videos, and one person wanted 'other'. I'm not quite sure what that means. I would love it if they specified.
Anyways.
So for the randomness today I have provided for ya all a beautiful little thing I like to call "Storytime with Squirrel".
(sniff sniff) So fun...
TODAY'S STORY
There once was a reindeer named Rudolphia. She, unlike her cousin Rudolph, did not live at the north pole and did not know a fat white bearded man named Santa. She was miserable. Her nose was always on fire. And sadly, this did not help her at all as you would expect.She was a campfire for all the other reindeer, and they always let her play in their games. Especially when there was a blizzard. One day, the fire magically went out. Rudolphia was very happy, but the other reindeer were not. Rudolphia was disowned. She went on to speak about the abuse of a unique quality one person has, and that they should not be liked just for that feature. She became quite well known with the help of her reindeerish to English translator. Today she is one of the most renowned speakers and has also invented the Reindeer-Human Translating Handheld Microphone. How she accomplished THIS we will never know!! >:)
There will probably be an update including one of my... ah... soundless flipnotes. If you can guess what people are saying, PRIZES SHALL INSUE!! And if not.. well, that means that I really need to work on my lip synching.
THEEND
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6/25/11
Follower
OH MY WORD PEOPLE. THIS PAGE HAS BEEN VIEWED 83 TIMES, AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE FOLLOWER!? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!!! ALL YOU NEED TO BECOME A FOLLOWER IS:
A gmail account
THAT IS IT!!!!! NOTHING ELSE IS REQUIRED!
Besides, you can't comment if you're not a follower, so it's not only bad for us, it's bad for you as well. And don't worry, we don't send adds to your email :P
6/21/11
Superman
Ever bought a video game and thought it horrid, and thought there was no game that could possibly be worse? Welcome to Superman 64, the WORST game in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Watch this video review, and pray you do not barf during the review. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur25KP061PE
And P.S, ALL YOU NEED TO BECOME A FOLLOWER IS HAVING A GMAIL ACCOUNT!!! IF YOU HAVE A GMAIL ACCOUNT, BECOME A FOLLOWER!!!
6/18/11
The Zone
Welcome one and all to the Author's Zone! The Author's Zone is a place where a bunch of people post their comics, sprite comics, and videos for the entertainment of others. Not only that, it's free!!! We may not be proffesionals, but we will do our best to keep you visiting our area of fun and entertainment, the Author's Zone.
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