10/9/11

A random LOTR thought.

Ok. What if Legolas shot an arrow through the Eye of Sauron?

Also a musical number.

hhggm gmgugvnaiv (throat clearing)

Achilles Presenting.... Sauron did you know?

Sauron did you know, that you precious ring would be melted in a volcano?
Sauron did you know that you'd be bested by hobbits?
Sauron did you know, that your creepy Mouth would get severed from its body?
SAURON DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR AWESOME 'LIPHANTS WOULD GET PWNED BY AN ELF?


Sauron did you know, that you'd lose a total of 85 just too the (previously mentioned) Elf and a Dwarf?
Sauron did you know, that your ugly general would get killed by a girl?
Sauron did you know, that the Blade that was Broken would be reforged?
SAURON DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KING WOULD RETURN?

Ooooohh Sauron did you know.
Sauron did you know.

Sauron did you know, that the Witch king should really be called the Wizard King since he's a boy?


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