Winter Retreat Stuff

Lo, persons.

This weekend, Me and Squirrel and our youth group went on the Junior high Winter Retreat. IT WAS AMAZING!

We had to make a hygiene commercial. My small group decided to go away from the very popular deodorant idea.

We endorsed the ever important and multi-purpose fluorescent toilet paper.

LADIES AND GENTS! ELVES AND MEN! I PRESENT TO YOU....... WIPE 'N' GLOW!

Have you ever had the power go out, and you just CANNOT find the toilet paper?

How about when your out backpacking and mother nature calls? You have no time to waste trying to find the toilet paper.

And how about our hunters out there. Have you ever been shot at while crapping, because people can't see you?

WITH WIPE 'N' GLOW ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!

LET IT GLOW, LET IT GLOW...... LET IT GO!

We also played BS alot. Played reball too. Never got hit. Me and my friend Noah Mead (If you go to ERM you might know him) decided who people would be if they where Lord of the Rings characters.

Noah's view:
Matthew Wetters: Gondorian guard
Michael Ford: Gollum
Will De Man: Pippin
Drew Parker: Merry
Will Dawdy: Gandalf
Nick Rosendall: Grima Wormtongue
Austin Hill: Rohirrim
Noah Mead: Aragorn

Will's view:
Mathew Wetters: Faramir
Michael Ford: Hama
Will De Man: Pippin
Drew Parker: Merry
Will Dawdy: Aragorn
Nick Rosendall: Grima Womrtongue
Austin Hill: Eomer
Noah Mead: Boromir

So um... yeh. If Squirrel were an LOTR character, I'd say she'd be Eowyn.

Also, I think that puberty decided to strike.