MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

To early you say? Nay! It is never to early to start celebrating the birth of Christ! Unless its like Easter or something.

Anyhoo, the Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey comes out it a little over a month. I'll be attending the midnight premier with a few friends, including Squirrel.

Our dog is very boring. All he does is eat, poop, and sleep. When he sleeps it looks like he's dead. When he eats, he takes four or five kernels in his mouth, takes them out of the bowl, moves away from the bowl, drops the kernels on the ground and then eats them one at a time.

I whittled a javelin the other day. It was pretty darn awesome, then my brother started using it to herd his chickens around the yard. In the area of home-built weapons, my friend Noah built a crossbow. And a Trebuchet. I shot them both.

Speaking of Noah..... We were dumpster diving behind his house and found an entire deer carcass. He stole the skin and cleaned it in the traditional way. We even rubbed the brains on it to dry out the hide.

My brother is obsessed with Ender's Game. He changed his friend's names to the names of characters in the book on his ipod. Now his friends have names like "Hive Queen" and "Human." Human is actually a pig.