3/6/13

Report Titles

Every week for school, I write reports for variouse subjects. I like to find humorouse names for these reports. Here's some of the best.

For the subject of Art (the name of this curriculum is The Annotated Mona Lisa):
And now, for the wonderful world of (inhale) Aaaaaaaa (exhale)aaaaaaaaaaaart!
Artvark and the Annotater-tot.
The Annotated Mona Lesley
The Annotated Mone Lisa, Lesley, Lindsy, Lucy, and just plain old Lou.
Beware the nudes
fART.
Wait, so does English Romantiscm mean a bunch of people making kissy faces at each other and drinking tea?

For the subject of Geography:
But Mrs. Geography lady, Mt. Nool is that way!
Geogra- LEASH THAT MULE!
Today we learned about Mrs. Geography Lady's friend who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro.
Mrs. Geography lady? What do Hindus have to do with Geography.

In unrelated news, I have a girlfriend! Her name is Macy, she shoots 700 rounds per minute, and she's EVERYTHING I DESERVE IN LIFE!















Thats right folks, she's an AK-47 AEG airsoft gun. 365 FPS , full metal body and a sleek brass eject. The only thing plastic about my baby is her stock. Isn't she pretty? Oh, I love her so much! We've known each other for a while before we started dating- about four hours while her battery charged. Our first date was adjusting the Hop-Up. She's awesome. You are all very jealous.

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