Qui-Gon-Grin: I am feeling absolutely happy today!
Bananakin: I don't. I hate everybody and my head is a banana.
Q: You need to lighten up, Bananakin.
B: NO! I hate the world, and I hate Obi-Wand and I have this creepy robotic hand that doesn't do anything.
Q: Oh, do you want to talk about it? Ya now, I'm very happy and maybe it would rub off on you.
B: NO! Everybody's a jerk! You're a jerk!
Q: Everybody?
B: Well, maybe not everyone... Padme isn't a jerk. Or my mom.... BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS!!!
Q: I'm sorry you feel that way. Ya know, it's at times like this that you just have to remember, you're the top banana.
B: Are you making fun of me?!? Everyone is always teasing me because MY HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A DARN BANANA!
Q: Just don't do anything stupid, like trying to kill your master who such a better duelist than you and then as a result, you get all your limbs burns off and somehow it affects you jaw, so you have to get this weird helmet thing and everybody calls you "Lord Vader" and stuff.
B: I don't care! I can do what I want!
Q: Hey, is that who I think it is?
B: Padme?!?
Q: Nope. It's Obi-Wand!
Obi-Wand: Aah, my padawand and master.
Q: I'm so happy to see you Obi-Wand!
O: I can tell. Your grin is contagious.
B: I HATE YOU! IT'S YOUR FAULT! YOUR A JERK!
O: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, my young padawan.
B: I'm gonna kill you! (draws banana. Lightsaber blade comes out of banana)
O: You don't have to do this Bananakin! (Obi-Wand draws wand.)
B: Yes I do! It's the only way!
O: Well, I you insist. EXPELLIARMUS!
Q: Now boys, can't we just be friends?
B: I'm gonna kill you too, Qui-Gon-Grin!
Q: Oh, thats okay. I'll just reincarnate as Raza-Al-Gule in Batman Begins
O: Bananakin! Nobody has to die! AVADA KEDAVARA!
Q: Didn't you just say nobody had to die?
O: Yeah, but in the word of Admiral Akbar, "It's a Trap!"
Q: Oh. Hey look, it's master Olda!
O: Master Olda? Isn't he like 900000000 years old and the last of his species?
MO: Old, I am.
Q: Yeah, that what he just said.
MO: Kept all my teeth, I have.
O: Are you sure? Lets just check to make sure.
MO: Distrust leads to paranoia. Paranoia leads to fear. Fear leads to-
B: YEAH, YEAH WE GET IT!
Q: I thought he was dead.
OM: Reincarnated as Darth Tater, he has.
DT: It's not my fault that my formerly banana shaped head was gruesomely twisted into the shape of a potato!
OM: Your fault, it is.
DT: NO ITS NOT!
OM: IS!
DT: NO! I"M GONNA KICK YOU LITTLE OLD BUTT TO CROISSANT!
OM: Anger leads to-
DT: Don't even start, Old Crotchety!
OM: Respect you elder, you must.
DT: Your my elder by about 899999990 years, Geezer!
OM: WAAAAAARRRRHH!
O: AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA! AVADA KEDAVRA!
O: Oh no. It appears I just killed everyone.
Oh... my. Where did this come from?
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